Suburban Dictionary
Bennett Kruse '21 Caucasity /kô’kasId?/ noun. the audacity of a caucasian person to do something disrespectful “Jessica had the caucasity to ask me where I got my Supergas from, knowing damn well I was wearing Golden Gooses.” Closed Campus /kl?zd/ /’kampIs/ noun. The illusion of not being able to leave campus during school hours “Despite our closed campus, I got everyone’s Coffee Bar order during my free.” Frobstacle Course /’fräbstIk(I)l/ /kôrs/ noun. The upperclassmen journey around the freshman who block the hallways in Homer “The Frobstacle Course was daunting today.” Stress Attire Shoes /stres/ /I’t?(I)r/ /SHuus/ noun. Tennis shoes you…