“Joules are good. Juuls are not.”
“MSMO is the original vibe check.”
“Keep your atheist Vans away from me.”
“You listen to Brazilian jazz?”
“Wait, Obama is a boomer…”
“Happy 18th birthday! Now you can be drafted!”
“My Tulane app is due on November 15th and I’m half-way through my common app” (11/12/19)
“I’m not sensitive, you’re just mean.”
“Wait, which MLK are you talking about?”
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