Word in the Swamp

“If it's not on YouTube, it doesn't exist." “The raging vegan she is, you would think that she could take care of a plant.” “I heard we do psychedelics at Kairos." "Sorry I can't come over, my mom doesn't want me to get Corona." "The only foods I eat from the cafeteria are the cheese quesadillas. They're reliable." "$94 million, and I still have to climb stairs in the rain if I want to make it to class on time" "I can't catch Corona, I'm not of drinking age." "Ouchie my knee… I mean my elbow." "Oklahoma doesn't exist." "Security…

“Joules are good. Juuls are not.” “MSMO is the original vibe check.” “Keep your atheist Vans away from me.” “You listen to Brazilian jazz?” “Wait, Obama is a boomer…” “Happy 18th birthday! Now you can be drafted!” “My Tulane app is due on November 15th and I’m half-way through my common app” (11/12/19) “I’m not sensitive, you’re just mean.” “Wait, which MLK are you talking about?" Photo from Pixabay

"I am having Kairos Fomo"“The shut-down was a student manufactured conspiracy. Sacred Heart bit the bait”“Wait, we had homecoming?”“The iPhone 11 camera is SOOO wide”“Michaels is just spooky Joann”“I swear if I get another heather grey school shirt”“USC isn’t in South Carolina?”“When are we getting a new building?”“Why do the Mandarin kids always have boba?" Photo by ClipArt Bay

*Applying for the Common App* "How do I spell Common?" "I would rather have the bell be someone yelling 'Get out!' instead of what it currently is" "There is a part of me that misses the chaos of Park Lane" "I thought all the white walls were writable" "Steph Curry's house looks like Google headquarters" "I sneaked into the Menlo Circus Club but it's okay because I have a membership" "What's that Amazon store again? Oh yeah, Whole Foods" "What happens at Area 51 stays at Area 51" "The rain has been restoring my mental stability" "All I want in…