*Applying for the Common App* “How do I spell Common?”
“I would rather have the bell be someone yelling ‘Get out!’ instead of what it currently is”
“There is a part of me that misses the chaos of Park Lane”
“I thought all the white walls were writable”
“Steph Curry’s house looks like Google headquarters”
“I sneaked into the Menlo Circus Club but it’s okay because I have a membership”
“What’s that Amazon store again? Oh yeah, Whole Foods”
“What happens at Area 51 stays at Area 51”
“The rain has been restoring my mental stability”
“All I want in life is to drive the security golf cart around”