Review: Formal Asks

  • Bennett Kruse ’20

Formal season has come and gone, and the heteros were out here doing the most.

We’ve seen it all. We’ve seen rose petals on the floor, we’ve seen candles, we’ve seen political signs. We’ve even seen Walker jump out of a box. Now my original thought I had was to write reviews and commentary about formal asks here at SHP, but after careful consideration from my private story I had to rethink (I’m not trying to get sent to MA for dragging some of these trash posters on a public forum).

So here I go on a search for cringy posters on the best place for trash content… the internet. No better way to find some great ideas to ask your girl to formal than the website “60+ Awesome & Easy Winter Formal Dance Proposal Ideas” by Mrs. Claudia Michell of Yahoo Answers herself.

By Axel de Vernou

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