“If it’s not on YouTube, it doesn’t exist.”
“The raging vegan she is, you would think that she could take care of a plant.”
“I heard we do psychedelics at Kairos.”
“Sorry I can’t come over, my mom doesn’t want me to get Corona.”
“The only foods I eat from the cafeteria are the cheese quesadillas. They’re reliable.”
“$94 million, and I still have to climb stairs in the rain if I want to make it to class on time”
“I can’t catch Corona, I’m not of drinking age.”
“Ouchie my knee… I mean my elbow.”
“Oklahoma doesn’t exist.”
“Security gave me a parking ticket, but what can they really do?”
(Editor’s note: they can boot your car)
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