- Bennett Kruse ’21
Caucasity
/kô’kasId?/
noun.
the audacity of a caucasian person to do something disrespectful
“Jessica had the caucasity to ask me where I got my Supergas from, knowing damn well I was wearing Golden Gooses.”
Closed Campus
/kl?zd/ /’kampIs/
noun.
The illusion of not being able to leave campus during school hours
“Despite our closed campus, I got everyone’s Coffee Bar order during my free.”
Frobstacle Course
/’fräbstIk(I)l/ /kôrs/
noun.
The upperclassmen journey around the freshman who block the hallways in Homer
“The Frobstacle Course was daunting today.”
Stress Attire Shoes
/stres/ /I’t?(I)r/ /SHuus/
noun.
Tennis shoes you hope Quattlebaum doesn’t notice on dress attire days
“My vans aren’t stress attire shoes, they’re suede.”
Senior Parking Lot
/’s?nyIr/ /pärkiNG/ /lät/
noun.
unknown definition; does not exist
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